Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges towards his office. It ain't glamorous being the CEO of an ogreempire. He's got piles of paperwork to chew through, meetings with irritating officials, and the constant threat of donkey shenanigans.
To top it all off, he's gotta battle the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just relaxing in his swamp with a full time work good bowl of mush, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his fancy pants. Another day, another dollar.
Swamp Thing Corporate: They Know
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Marshland Melodies > Nine to Five
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the bayous , life moves at a more natural flow. You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No fluorescent lights out here. Just the croaking frogs and the soft sunlight. It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no corporate ladder climb.
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This is a disaster. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, rescue me!
OgreLord 24/7
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not laying waste to villages, you can catch him crafting memes. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a digital mischief-maker.
- Nobody's funnier than this ogre
- That sweet, sweet internet validation fuels him
- Beware of his rage
Gatorfest Guaranteed
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real mess. We're lookin' at heavy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the scorching 100s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra bug spray and a poncho. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.